Part One, or,
How to Open Presents
1. Always read the card first, so you know whom to thank for this gift.

2. It is more than acceptable to pose for photos while you are opening your gifts.
How to Open Presents
1. Always read the card first, so you know whom to thank for this gift.
2. It is more than acceptable to pose for photos while you are opening your gifts.
and Uncles Titus, James, Silas and Ezra
got you all sorts of fun toys, including new bath toys.
All told, you were completely doted upon and showered with affection and enjoyment!
Part Two, or, How to Eat a Cupcake
3. Faceplants in the cake are acceptable. Your audience would have loved to see you follow through on this attempt.
4. Savor every bite, even if it means sucking every bit of frosting off your thumb before continuing.
6. Since cake goes best with milk, we will accommodate a drink break halfway through.
7. It is polite to eat as much as you can hold. Even if holding it includes every chubby fold of skin, the creases in your legs, your diaper, your fingers...
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